Well, when visiting planet Ghoul you can start by making sure you’re well prepared.

It’s a very different experience than flying to, say, Hawaii for a week’s vacation. In Hawaii it’s unlikely you’ll find a snotty Greenchew wiping it’s giant nose on your leg, or being attacked by a vicious swarm of butt fleas.

No, in Ghoul there are many things that can go wrong.

That’s why I’ve created these collectible trading cards. You can learn the ins and outs of this monster-infested planet and enjoy its wondrous sights, without catching butt fleas.

If not, you’re going to need some Ghoul trading cards before you put down so much as a little toe on their planet.

The Ghoul trading cards introduce you to many of the strange little monsters you’ll encounter when you visit, and could very well save your life.

What happens when you yodel at a Fogdor? Should you walk backwards or forwards when crossing the Zawali plains? How do you trade barnacles on the Isle of Colossa?

The more cards you collect, the better prepared you’ll be.

This beautiful collection introduces you to fifty inhabitants of Ghoul you might encounter on your journey, from great tribes like the Zuku nomads of Namboo, to garden-variety pestilence (butt fleas again), to the mythical ones we’ve only heard stories about.

The monsters have been organised into tiers: Common; Unusual; Rare; Legendary; and Mythic, with each card’s tier featuring special finishes like silver foil, gold foil, and holofoil.

The tiers and their finishes allow for quick reference when, for example, a Fogdor is bounding towards you. A quick glance at your cards will tell you whether you’re about to be hugged, or about to be eaten.